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Jurassic World (2015)

Jurassic World (2015) movie poster

Jurassic World is a 2015 American science fiction adventure film directed by Colin Trevorrow. It is the fourth installment of the Jurassic Park series. The screenplay was written by Rick Jaffa and Amanda Silver & Derek Connolly and Trevorrow. The film stars Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Vincent D'Onofrio, Ty Simpkins, Nick Robinson, Omar Sy, B. D. Wong, and Irrfan Khan. Wong is the only actor from any of the previous films to appear. 

22 years after the original Jurassic Park failed, the new park (also known as Jurassic World) is open for business. After years of studying genetics the scientists on the park genetically engineer a new breed of dinosaur. When everything goes horribly wrong, will our heroes make it off the island?

freddy's score of 60-80 I got the feelz

F: The misanthropist in me enjoys very much watching humans being eaten by dinosaurs on screen. It's wonderful! A very entertaining movie. It made me eat a large bag of popcorn. I have liked Chris Pratt since he was living in that hole in front of his girlfriend's house.

run boy run

F: The end was silly. Tell me, what prevented that Mosasaur from jumping out of the water and eating the park visitors before? Hum? I didn't get that. Anyway, did you watch all the Jurassic Park movies? I've seen the 1st one... never cared much for dinosaurs. They weren't even real, nothing but a trick from lord Satan 😈
mosasaur

F: Dinosaur nerds must have loved their beloved T-Rex becoming the hero. Such a silly ending. Another thing worth noting in this movie is the beauty and sexiness of Bryce Dallas, hum hum. You wanna see more sexy-sexy? CLICK HERE

beautiful Bryce Dallas



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