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🎬 I'm NOT your casual movie reviewer!

I don't do plot overviews or safe, spoiler-free summaries. For that stuff, there's Wikipedia.

What I DO: I share my raw, unfiltered experience and thoughts on movies and TV shows. That means MAJOR SPOILERS could hit you in the very first line of any review.

I talk about films the way you'd chat with a friend who's already seen them. No dancing around plot points. No vague hints. Just honest, spoiler-filled conversation.

You've been warned. Now let's have a real talk about movies! 🍿

Full Filmographies

Complete Director Filmographies

My brutally honest reviews of every single film by these directors - ranked from masterpieces to complete garbage. Click a director to see their full ranking.

Luc Besson Filmography

Luc Besson

From the breathtaking The Big Blue to the unwatchable Arthur trilogy

15 Films Ranked Best: The Big Blue (1988)
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Frank Oz Filmography

Frank Oz

Puppeteer turned director with surprising range and talent

14 Films Ranked Best: In & Of Itself (2020)
View Full Ranking
Future Director Filmography

Future Director

Who should I review next? Let me know!

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