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Complete Director Filmographies

My brutally honest reviews of every single film by these directors - ranked from masterpieces to complete garbage. Click a director to see their full ranking.

Luc Besson Filmography

Luc Besson

From the breathtaking The Big Blue to the unwatchable Arthur trilogy

15 Films Ranked Best: The Big Blue (1988)
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Frank Oz Filmography

Frank Oz

Puppeteer turned director with surprising range and talent

14 Films Ranked Best: In & Of Itself (2020)
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