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Jurassic World (2015)

Jurassic World (2015) movie poster

Plot Summary: 22 years after the original Jurassic Park failed, the new park (also known as Jurassic World) is open for business. After years of studying genetics the scientists on the park genetically engineer a new breed of dinosaur. When everything goes horribly wrong, will our heroes make it off the island?

Director: Colin Trevorrow
Writers: Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver, Derek Connolly, Colin Trevorrow
Starring:
Chris Pratt
Bryce Dallas Howard
Vincent D'Onofrio
Ty Simpkins
Nick Robinson
Omar Sy
B. D. Wong
Irrfan Khan
Freddy's Movie Review
***SPOILER ALERT***

Entertaining Chaos


FREDDY:
The misanthropist in me enjoys very much watching humans being eaten by dinosaurs on screen. It's wonderful! A very entertaining movie. It made me eat a large bag of popcorn. I have liked Chris Pratt since he was living in that hole in front of his girlfriend's house.
run boy run

Silly Endings and Fake Dinosaurs


FREDDY:
The end was silly. Tell me, what prevented that Mosasaur from jumping out of the water and eating the park visitors before? Hum? I didn't get that. Anyway, did you watch all the Jurassic Park movies? I've seen the 1st one... never cared much for dinosaurs. They weren't even real, nothing but a trick from lord Satan 😈
mosasaur

T-Rex Heroes and Bryce Dallas Howard


FREDDY:
Dinosaur nerds must have loved their beloved T-Rex becoming the hero. Such a silly ending. Another thing worth noting in this movie is the beauty and sexiness of Bryce Dallas, hum hum. You wanna see more sexy-sexy? CLICK HERE
beautiful Bryce Dallas

Freddy's Score

70/100

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