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Theme Week Wrap-Up (Week 6)

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Theme Week Wrap-Up

Old Vampire Movie Week

Hello dear visitors! This is the wrap-up of our Old Vampire movies week. From the five movies we watched, I only recommend these two: Near Dark (Yes!) and The Hunger.
Top Pick of the Week The Hunger (1983) A more sophisticated movie in comparison to Near Dark. If you like vampires and want to keep it classy, this is the one to go.

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Below you can find the movies ordered from best to worst according to my and Krasnaya's ratings.

PS: Thank you Krasnaya for degrading Near Dark with your rating.
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#1 of the Week
The Hunger (1983)

A more sophisticated movie in comparison to Near Dark. If you like vampires and want to keep it classy, this is the one to go.
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#2 of the Week
The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967)

Has a nice Transylvanian look, but it's ultimately a boring experience that runs for too long. (1h48m)
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#3 of the Week
Martin (1977)

Martin is good, mandatory for all George A. Romero fans. Not a movie for everyone.
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#4 of the Week
Near Dark (1987)

A super original vampire flick that mixes "cowboys" with vampires, and I love it so much that I'm gonna have a t-shirt made with my own original design.
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#5 of the Week
Ganja & Hess (1973)

Has a lot to say about afro-American culture in the 70's through metaphor, but it's just a too damn boring experience for me to be interested in what it has to say.
HERE'S MY FAVORITE SCENE FROM THE WEEK πŸ‘… (SHE HATES IT)
Tomorrow we will let you know what our theme for next week will be. Have a great week!

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