Plot Summary: Shot in cinΓ©ma vΓ©ritΓ©-style, this documentary portrays the life of a female dairy cow, called Luma, at Park Farm in Kent, England. Director: Andrea Arnold Producer: Kat Mansoor Cinematography: Magda Kowalczyk Starring: Luma as Cow #201699 ⚠️ SPOILER ALERT ⚠️ The Illusion of the "Happy Cow" About twenty years ago, watching the documentary Earthlings made me turn piscetarian for a little over a year. I fell off the wagon on the day a friend was ordained as a Catholic priest; after an embarrassingly long bus trip packed with old people and a singing priest dropping adult anecdotes, we sat through an excruciatingly boring ceremony with zero food until late afternoon. By 5 pm, completely starving, I caved in front of table after table loaded with delicious meat dishes brought by the priests' families, merrily going around chatting with everyone about wh...