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Director:Andrea Arnold Producer:Kat Mansoor Cinematography:Magda Kowalczyk
Starring: Luma as Cow #201699
⚠️ SPOILER ALERT ⚠️
The Illusion of the "Happy Cow"
About twenty years ago, watching the documentary Earthlings made me turn piscetarian for a little over a year. I fell off the wagon on the day a friend was ordained as a Catholic priest; after an embarrassingly long bus trip packed with old people and a singing priest dropping adult anecdotes, we sat through an excruciatingly boring ceremony with zero food until late afternoon. By 5 pm, completely starving, I caved in front of table after table loaded with delicious meat dishes brought by the priests' families, merrily going around chatting with everyone about what they cooked. That day, the slaughterhouse lost its glass walls for me. My convenient excuse here in Portugal was always, "Our cattle are outside enjoying nature, we don't have the same brutal methods they have in the USA." Well, Andrea Arnold’s Cow shatters that illusion. Just thirty minutes into following cow number 201699 with Arnold’s raw, handheld camera, I woke up from my torpor and went piscetarian again. It’s a wordless, observational film that gave my wife and me space to talk about our own experiences with cattle, like how her grandma kept a cow in Soviet Russia that was crucial for family survival. Following this routine makes the moral evil of speciesism impossible to deny. Argue all you want with ancient traditions, religion, or nutritional excuses; as physicist Albert Einstein wrote in a letter to Hermann Huth on December 27, 1930: "It is my view that the vegetarian manner of living, by its purely physical effect on the human temperament, would most beneficially influence the lot of mankind."
Watch the disbudding scene of our cow's daughter in the clip below.
Milking to Pop Radio
Pausing the moral lecture and getting back into the movie. like the aggressive, graphic assault of Earthlings, Cow takes a more observational, sentimental route, giving you space to actually bond with a sentient being. Her entire life is mapped out by human utility: breed, lose the calf, endure the milking machines while pop radio blares in the background, graze outside for a bit, and repeat until spent. Cow is treated purely as a product for human consumption, and when she can no longer produce, you shoot her in the head and squeeze everything out of her. It’s hilarious reading some reviews claiming this medium-sized farm is the worst place on earth or that the cow was shot for no reason. You obviously didn't pay attention to the f***ing gigantic sack of milk that made her unable to even walk straight (a sign that her productive life came to an end), and you clearly haven't watched many industry documentaries. Some were even mad at the farmers who were just doing their jobs without active cruelty. If those critics saw workers abusing animals for fun, CAFOs, or typical slaughterhouses, what would they say? I will leave you a little video below the ratings. Still, most people who took the time to honestly comment had something positive and life-changing to say about their viewing experience. Like me, so many of those viewers must have had their hearts broken in scenes throughout the film, for example, like this one below where she is visibly sad and refuses to eat after her baby has been taken away.
Check out the heartbreaking scene below where she is visibly sad and refuses to eat after her baby has been taken away.
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