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🎬 I'm NOT your casual movie reviewer!

I don't do plot overviews or safe, spoiler-free summaries. For that stuff, there's Wikipedia.

What I DO: I share my raw, unfiltered experience and thoughts on movies and TV shows. That means MAJOR SPOILERS could hit you in the very first line of any review.

I talk about films the way you'd chat with a friend who's already seen them. No dancing around plot points. No vague hints. Just honest, spoiler-filled conversation.

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Subway (1985)

Plot Summary: A stylish safecracker flees pursuers into the labyrinthine tunnels of the Paris Metro, where he falls in love with a wealthy woman and connects with a bizarre subculture of eccentric underground inhabitants. Director: Luc Besson Producers: Luc Besson, FranΓ§ois Ruggieri Screenplay: Luc Besson, Pierre Jolivet, Alain Le Henry, Marc Perrier, Sophie Schmit Starring: Christopher Lambert as Fred Isabelle Adjani as HΓ©lΓ©na Richard Bohringer as The Florist Michel Galabru as Inspector Gesberg Jean Reno as The Drummer Jean-Hugues Anglade as The Roller Γ‰ric Serra as Enrico Music: Γ‰ric Serra Cinematography: Carlo Varini Editing: Sophie Schmit HOT DEAL 🎬 Get The Movie Now ↗ *Live prices & availability verified on Amazon ⚠️ SPOILER ALERT ⚠️ ...
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Three Stories (1997)

Plot Summary: A dark triptych of surreal post-Soviet tales exploring three nonchalant murders committed out of jealousy, revenge, and spite. Director: Kira Muratova Producer: Igor Tolstunov Screenplay: Yevgeni Golubenko, Renata Litvinova Starring: Sergei Makovetsky as Gena Renata Litvinova as Ofelia Oleg Tabakov as Old Man Liliya Murlykina as Little Girl Ivan Okhlobystin as Invalid Music: Various Cinematography: Hennadiy Karyuk Editing: Valentina Oleynik HOT DEAL 🎬 Get The Movie Now ↗ *Live prices & availability verified on Amazon ⚠️ SPOILER ALERT ⚠️ Dream-Like Crime Comedy: Post-Soviet Surrealism and the 90s Spirit KRASNAYA: Hey Freddy! Another day - another movie by Kira Muratova! Today we have "Three Stories", a pure ...
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Wrong (2012)

Wrong is a 2012 French-American independent surreal comedy film written and directed by Quentin Dupieux. The film stars Jack Plotnick and premiered at the 2012 Sundance Film Festival. It was part of the Toronto Film Festival's Official Selection. source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrong_(film) Dolph Springer wakes up one morning to realize he has lost the love of his life, his dog, Paul. During his quest to get Paul (and his life) back, Dolph radically changes the lives of others: a pizza-delivering nymphomaniac, a jogging-addict neighbor in search of completeness, an opportunistic French-Mexican gardener, and an off-kilter pet detective. In his journey to find Paul, Dolph may lose something even more vital: his mind. source: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1901040/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 ***SPOILER ALERT*** The first 5 minutes are funny then it becomes annoying and infuriating. Too much insanity for me. ...
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