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Theme Week Wrap-Up (Week 17)

AI generated oil painting of a Golden Eagle in a barren landscape
Below you'll find the highlights of my week's cinematic journey through Kazakhstan, with a few unexpected detours along the way. I found myself amidst illegal migrants in Moscow and among Kazakh eagle hunters in Mongolia, yet I still made it to Almaty and passed through some of Kazakhstan's remote villages. I've enjoyed this trip immensely and would love to visit this country someday. The movies were decent—not all were amazing, but Tulpan stood out with its unique atmosphere and unforgettable shots you won't find anywhere else. I still have a few more films on my list, so this trip might continue. We'll see. On with the movies!

Ayka (2018)is a harrowing and raw portrayal of an illegal immigrant's desperate struggle to survive in the brutal winter of Moscow. The film's gritty realism and unflinching depiction of poverty and resilience may leave a lasting impact on the viewers.

Racketeer (2007)takes you into the gritty underworld of post-Soviet Kazakhstan, following the rise of a young man in a world of crime. With stylish shots and intense moments, it offers a unique glimpse into the Kazakh gangster scene.

The Wounded Angel (2016) presents a bleak yet poignant exploration of the lives of four boys in a rural Kazakh village. The film's slow pace and stark visuals create a meditative atmosphere that reflects the harsh realities of life in post-Soviet Kazakhstan.

The Eagle Huntress (2016) is a visually stunning documentary that follows a young Kazakh girl in Mongolia as she breaks barriers to become the first female eagle hunter in her family. Despite its breathtaking scenery, the film's authenticity has been questioned, which might distract some viewers.

Tulpan (2008) offers a captivating glimpse into nomadic life on the Kazakh steppe, blending humor, tragedy, and breathtaking cinematography. The film’s charm lies in its realistic portrayal of a young man’s quest to find love and purpose in a harsh and remote environment.

Below you can find the 5 movies rated from best to worst. Click on the image for the review.

Have a great weekend everybody!
Tulpan movie review
Tulpan (2006) - My Score: 85/100
Ayka Movie Review
Ayka (2018) - My Score: 66/100
Racketeer movie review
Racketeer (2007) - My Score: 63/100
The Wounded Angel Movie Review
The Wounded Angel (2016) - My Score: 58/100
The Eagle Huntress Movie Review
The Eagle Huntress (2016) - My Score: 56/100


Scene of the Week - From Tulpan

Song of the Week - From Racketeer


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