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The Extraordinary Adventures of Adèle Blanc-Sec (2010)

Director: Luc Besson Producer: Luc Besson Screenplay: Luc Besson Starring: Louise Bourgoin as Adèle Blanc-Sec Mathieu Amalric as Dieuleveult Gilles Lellouche as Inspector Caponi Jean-Paul Rouve as Justin de Saint-Hubert Jacky Nercessian as Professor Ménard Philippe Nahon as Professor Espérandieu Nicolas Giraud as Andréj Zborowski Music: Éric Serra Cinematography: Thierry Arbogast Editing: Julien Rey Release Date: April 14, 2010 (France) Running Time: 107 minutes Language: French   ***SPOILER ALERT*** What the fuck, Besson? 13th movie by Luc Besson and I ask: what the fuck Besson? What has happened to this director since "Arthur and the Mini Vomits"? Another uninspiring and totally boring movie. I ordered some food 40 minutes in just to bri...
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The Blue Room (2014)

Plot Summary: A man and a woman, secretly in love, alone in a room. They desire each other, want each other, and even bite each other. In the afterglow, they share a few sweet nothings. At least the man seemed to believe they were nothing. Now under investigation by the police and the courts, what is he accused of? Director: Mathieu Amalric Writer: Georges Simenon (novel), Mathieu Amalric Starring: Mathieu Amalric Léa Drucker Stéphanie Cléau ***SPOILER ALERT*** A "Meh" Erotic Thriller FREDDY: Erotic? meh. Thrilling? meh. Worth the watch? meh. Short, Sweet, and Revealing FREDDY: The best thing in the movie is it's length, short, it doesn't hurt and it has enough time to show us some titties. Exhibitionism and Unanswered Questions FREDDY: Those guys were such exhibitionists, everyone in that city knew that they ...
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