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Afflicted (2013)

Afflicted (2013) movie poster

Afflicted is a 2013 Canadian found footage film that was written and directed by Derek Lee and Clif Prowse, and is their feature film directorial debut. Filming took place in Barcelona, Paris, Italy, and Vancouver on a limited budget. Funding was raised through a small grant and through Prowse and Lee's family and friends. Afflicted was their first feature-length film, as the two had previously only created short films together. The movie's original concept was initially planned to be a web series akin to Lonelygirl15 or EverymanHYBRID, where the two would make posts and upload videos that would seem ordinary but grow more bizarre over time.

Two best friends see their trip of a lifetime take a dark turn when one of them is struck by a mysterious affliction. Now, in a foreign land, they race to uncover the source before it consumes him completely.

Freddy Movie Review
***SPOILER ALERT***

vampire Derek
Get ready for Chronicle with vampires.
Derek doesn't feel well
I had to hold it in during this scene; be prepared...
Derek's scar
In the end, I think this is an OK entry into the vampire subgenre.
FINAL SCORE





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